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Scarlet Termite
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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:21 am Post subject: Things I've Learned from My Cats |
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That painful bite on the earlobe is just a love nip.
Little pink toes are for admiration at a safe distance only.
Bellies are verboten.
If a cat goes into full bore, head in the crotch grooming when you are in the same room, he trusts you completely.
Some day you will really miss that butt in your face.
Purring is a addictive sleep enhancer.
Yes, cats do drool.
No one likes to have their picture taken while on the potty.
Crickets are good eatin'!
Boxes and paper are crack and heroin to a cat.
Cats will eat pickles.
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herb
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what i have learned from my siamese.......a bite on the nose is a where the hell have you been all winter love bite, they do have tuna breath, if you want to live you don't tease them, if you want me to eat my dinner, wash out the damn dish or it will sit there all day and don't wash the dish and think i am going to eat the old food put back in there. open a fresh can!!!!, and don't try to slip any of that stuff from the .99 store in my dish. it wil sit there forever as will the milk you keep trying to give me. i don't care about other cats, i don't drink milk, period. if you move too much in the night don't expect me to sleep with you. you can touch my jewels but don't squeeze, it's 11 oclock, get the hell upstairs so i can go to bed or i will sit here and howl till you do!!!!!
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Scarlet Termite
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I've never had the Siamese treatment, all my cats have been mutts, but I know what it's like. Years ago, I was invited to a Super Bowl party and the homeowner had a pair of Siamese (if you please). If the neighbors had called the cops for too much noise it would've been those two cats' fault.
Oy, what a racket!
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herb
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compared to some scarlet, my siamese (4) were normal. they were not the high bred, egyptian tomb type but the pretty magazine cover ones. sealpoint. very much a one person cat. just tolerated everyone else in the house and followed me all around the farm like a dog.
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